01-school sucks Yesterday I woke up late
Dressed up really fast again
Took the bus school’s such a pain
Got to class teacher sucked my brain
It was such a goddamn bore
My fucking teacher’s such a whore
Every day’s the same old shit
I can’t take this anymore
I have nothing to lose
So I’m gonna drink some booze
It’s the end for me School Sucks
Killed my teacher killed my class
Went back home to smoke some grass
The next day I masturbate
For all the people that I hate
TV news let me amazed
The FBI was on the case
Stole my mom’s car hit the road
To get away from this fucking hole
I have nothing to lose
So I’m gonna drink some booze
It’s the end for me School Sucks
She won’t never let me go
When I try to run away
There she is right on my way
Every time day mom kicks my butt
When she tells me to get up
When I ask dad for money
There she comes to punish me
Mommy my dear
Happy new year
Mommy my dear
You will die with fear
I’m so sick of this bullshit
and there’s nothing I can get
Mom’s just a pain in the ass
Rather listen to some Crass
Mom has some conspiracy
and it’s totally against me
Oh my dad don’t give a fuck
So forever I’ll be stuck
Mommy my dear
Happy new year
Mommy my dear
You will die with fear
Fuck you!!!
There is someone on my mind
But it is so hard to find
If it’s really me
Or another guy will be
Every time she passes me by
I don’t have the balls to say Hi!
My butt gets stuck
Oh man I suck
I suck
School is such a shit
Why waste all your dime
Why don’t you admit
You wont get passed it
12 years to get where?
5 for diploma
30 working hard
and the rest you’re fucking old
History, Philosophy, Geography!
So what’s the fucking deal?
Fuck you’re french teacher
Shot your principal
How can’t you see
That you’re a stupid imbecile
Stop wasting your time
Quit school forever
Hang on a gang of mine
and you’ll be my brother
Psychology, Economy, Stupidity!
So what’s the fucking deal?
What’s the fucking deal
My house kinda cool
Although I got no pool
and it’s so nice to here
Always sleep and skip school
The perfect place for me
and it’s total anarchy
I do whatever I want
and there’s no need for money
No dogs, no cats
no mom, no dad
So welcome my friends
the door is opened for you
So now take a sit
enjoy the perfect music
There is so much to drink
and food is not a problem
The girls are everywhere
If you seek pleasure just go there
One comes in one goes out
Drugs are passed around
No dogs, no cats
no mom, no dad
So welcome my friends
the door is opened for you
It’s a friday morning and I wake up half past 10
I put my clothes and head to school with my new skate
I arrive there and what a big surprise
All the school was wild because someone shot a guy
I didn’t have a clue of who might have been
I didn’t know but I thought who gives a shit
I went back home to listen punk and relax
When my mom came in my room and said: Get out of bed!
There’s someone on the phone
They wanna talk about my best friend Tom
Oh my God something happened
I reach the phone and yell Hello Hello is someone there?
Tommy was shot today
She’s totally fucked up with me
She’s totally mad about me
She’s completely screwed up with me
She’s completely fucked up with me
But she’s crazy
And she’s crazy
She said she is gonna kill me
She said she will kick my dumb ass
She’ll always be against me
She’ll always gonna brake up with me
But she’s crazy
And she’s crazy
I’m totally fucked you with her
I’m totally mad about her
I’m completely screwed up with her
I’m completely fucked up with her
But she’s crazy
And she’s crazy
And I m not crazy ye
When I saw you
For the first time
Knew that you were the one
You were wearing
Blue tight jeans
and I was completely stunned
I then decided
To send you a letter
Written with my heart
I asked you out
To the prom
On the beautiful friday night
Oh oh oh oh OHHHHHH!!!
You said yes
My heart blew out
I couldn’t believe my self
From that day on
I couldn’t sleep
Cause friday was always far
Has finally
the day arrived
I couldn’t be more excited
Drove to your house
You were like
The world’s most beautiful girl
Oh oh oh oh OHHHHHH!!!
When we danced All night long!
My VCR is fucked up
My shitty stereo too
I bought a laser disk
and my girlfriend broke it too
Went looking for a job
It was so fucking hard
Nobody wants me working
Cause I spend my life joking
Money is the answer
but where the hell I’ll get it
Why is life so hard?
I’ll sleep in my backyard
Now bills are really crazy
No money to pay my house
Life in the streets awaits me
My parents won’t help it
Today I tried the lottery
Spent all I’ve got on it
No price came out for me
So my end will be
Money is the answer
but where the hell I’ll get it
Why is life so hard?
I’ll sleep in my backyard
I am just another boy
In another damn school
and everyone makes fun of me
Oh I’m so fucking dumb
I don’t have any girlfriend
and I don’t have any friends
Rather stay in my moms house
so nobody looks at my silly face
Always get to class in time
Always do homework at night
All the(my) teachers love me so
They say I have a future
So what is the fucking future
Being made fun of all the time
Kissing butts everyday
no, no way this will change
Something has to happened here
I can’t keep living like this
Nobody likes me so
I am gonna change for good
The next day got late to class
Didn’t do my fucking homework
so I failed the bloody test
and I didn’t give a fuck
I dressed like a fucking bum
Started smoking everyday
Every night got drunk in bars
Oh how I feel so good
Now I’m on the streets forever
No dad no mom no future
But I’m so fucking happy
My life has finally change
All the bad guys love me so
All my body is all fucked up
My life has no meaning now
Oh I’m so fucking wasted
Why are you here all alone?
When life is outside
What happen to you my friend?
Why are you crying all the time?
Don’t just stand there
Go fight for your dreams
Cause freedom is the answer
and there’s no one to stop you now
Life is so short
Don’t waste is you dork
There is no reason for pain
Cause life is a game
Where you choose your destiny
And go your own fucking way
Sitting here all by your self
Won’t help a bit
The future awaits you now
So stand up and fly
Life is so short
Don’t waste is you dork
Today is tuesday
and it’s the X-files day
Óscar is late again
So we aren’t gonna play
He stayed so far away
With his sister Dot
Oh his gonna pay
So in a plan we thought
Óscar is a goddamn asshole
Ye he is a fucking asshole
13-to love somebody (bee gees cover)
There’s a light
A certain kind of light
That never shone on me
I want my life to be lived with you
Lived with you
There’s a way everybody say
To do each and every little thing
But what does it bring
If I aint got you, aint got ?
You don’t know what it’s like, baby
You don’t know what it’s like
To love somebody
To love somebody
To love somebody
The way I love you
In my brain
I see your face again
I know my frame of mind
You aint got to be so blind
And I’m blind, so very blind
I’m a man, can’t you see
What I am
I live and breathe for you
But what good does it do
If I aint got you, aint got ?
Go awayyyy!
Go away! virus
Fuck off! virus
Don’t bother me virus
Stop killing me virus
I am coming to take you
I am coming to suck you
I am coming to destroy you
I am coming to kill you
You won’t change me virus
You won’t stop me virus
You won’t destroy me virus
You won’t kill me virus
Don’t come near me virus
I want no pain virus
I want no virus
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
